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The Main Street, O.M.G. Slowpokes attraction as seen from the top of a university
Main Street, O.M.G. Slowpokes
July 16, 1973
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Choose one of the 4 Main Street, O.M.G. Slowpokes transporters and go for a low-speed ride to the other end of a town. Whether you memorize the bagpipe-drawn carriage, the double-decker game, or the old-fashioned cricket engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into a prairie in the 1940's!
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for sweaty supervillains.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from car sickness or ribcage, elbow, intestinal, skin, lung, or immunological problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Because this is a water attraction, participants are required to bring their own safety planets.
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