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Above: A humorous view of Main Street, N.F.L. Wheeled Antiques when it's not covered in tarps
Main Street, N.F.L. Wheeled Antiques
November 27, 1988
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Choose one of the 3 Main Street, N.F.L. Wheeled Antiques motorvehicles and go for a low-speed ride to the other end of Playland. Whether you bite the streetcar-drawn carriage, the double-decker gate, or the old-fashioned daughter engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the Nile in the 1860's!
- If traveling with a large group, remember not to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 20 teraliters.
- Pregnant folks should avoid this attraction.
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be free from unexplained extra limbs, garish makeup, or social, bowel, hip, kidney, ankle, or stomach problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No dancing or nudity allowed.
- This attraction could not have cost in excess of $312 to construct.
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