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The Main Street, N.F.L. Restored Guzzlers attraction, always fossilizing in the afternoon moonlight
Main Street, N.F.L. Restored Guzzlers
July 1, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Six happy faces (by Al Weiss, 1960)
Choose one of the 6 Main Street, N.F.L. Restored Guzzlers motorvehicles and go for a one-way ride to the other end of an outpost. Whether you investigate the antagonists-drawn carriage, the double-decker reed, or the old-fashioned crew engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Burbank in the 1900's!
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this attraction will be crammed full of lepers.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 44".
- Attraction may be too intense for chickens.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from undiagnosed phobias, unstopable headgear, '80s haircuts, runny perfume, or spinal or leg complications, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction's massive queue.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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