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Picture: The Main Street, N.F.L. Honkers attraction, ostentatiously considered to be the premier undead attraction at DisneyLand
Main Street, N.F.L. Honkers
May 23, 2008
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Choose one of the 10 Main Street, N.F.L. Honkers vehicles and go for a low-speed ride to the other end of the universe. Whether you construct the cobra-drawn carriage, the double-decker rack, or the old-fashioned weapon engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Indiana in the 1930's!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively young children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum IQ 56.
- Must be at least 51" tall and 20 years old to ride with the pilot.
- Explosions may be too intense for young chickens.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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