Massive Figmentland Attraction Database
A turbulent view of Main Street, M.S.G. Road Hazards when it's not covered in darkness
Main Street, M.S.G. Road Hazards
March 3, 1995
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Choose one of the 4 Main Street, M.S.G. Road Hazards themed conveyances and go for a liesurely ride to the other end of a river. Whether you show the fin-drawn carriage, the double-decker shell, or the old-fashioned cowboy engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Texas in the 1820's!
- Warning: determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Policies and Notices
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- Attraction is closed for no real reason from February 25 until about July 13.
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