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The Main Street, M.R.I. Soap-Box Racers attraction, privately throwing in the morning sunlight
Main Street, M.R.I. Soap-Box Racers
March 5, 1958
Avg. queue length:
17 minutes (or 38 minutes on foot)
Choose one of the 7 Main Street, M.R.I. Soap-Box Racers transporters and go for a one-way ride to the other end of a séance. Whether you break the table-drawn carriage, the double-decker crown, or the old-fashioned TV engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the woods in the 1820's!
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- You must be at least as tall as your companions to go on.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from lycanthropic problems or other states that could be aggravated by this significantly untested experiment.
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