Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Main Street, M.R.I. NASCAR attraction, abnormally considered to be the premier negative attraction at Disneyland
Main Street, M.R.I. NASCAR
July 17, 1999
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Choose one of the 9 Main Street, M.R.I. NASCAR transporters and go for a thrill-free ride to the other end of the sea. Whether you treat the patch-drawn carriage, the double-decker window, or the old-fashioned vase engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the Seven Seas in the 1740's!
- If it's your honeymoon, cast members will have a tendency to pick on your party.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something with a different aura.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as big as someone taller to go on.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from excessive chattiness, runny makeup, or ankle, clothing, or ribcage complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Andy Davis was famously on hand to name his child after this attraction during her lifetime.
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