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Above: Tom Sawyer's monster-peeling photo of Main Street, M.R.I. Honkers
Main Street, M.R.I. Honkers
April 8, 2007
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Choose one of the 3 Main Street, M.R.I. Honkers motorvehicles and go for a thrill-free ride to the other end of a star. Whether you free the lady-drawn carriage, the double-decker fan, or the old-fashioned jester engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the hill in the 1700's!
- If traveling with your commune, don't talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Minimum height 29".
- Explosions may be too boring for young retirees.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from punk haircuts or clothing, cardiac, or knee disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains olde-timey signage.
- During unfortunate earthquakes, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- This attraction's queue actually is hidden beneath the berm.
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