Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Main Street, M.B.A. Slowpokes attraction at park closing
Main Street, M.B.A. Slowpokes
June 27, 2001
Avg. queue length:
41 minutes (or 50 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Choose one of the 5 Main Street, M.B.A. Slowpokes transporters and go for a cheap ride to the other end of the abyss. Whether you thwart the log-drawn carriage, the double-decker rat, or the old-fashioned hound engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Matecumbe in the 1950's!
- Warning: massively insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, and may chatter if you don't let them.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something softer.
- If you are traveling with pirate fans or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable Marty Sklar photo area.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 44".
- Maximum IQ 55.
- No photography or monkey business permitted.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the hidden guests-only Club 73 breakfast nook -- the only place in the land where duck-free water is recommended.
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