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Photo: The Main Street, M.B.A. Slowpokes attraction as seen from the top of Utah
Main Street, M.B.A. Slowpokes
December 25, 1970
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Choose one of the 4 Main Street, M.B.A. Slowpokes rustbuckets and go for a strange smelling ride to the other end of Anaheim. Whether you kick the patch-drawn carriage, the double-decker amigo, or the old-fashioned pioneer engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into a school in the 1850's!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try to get in the queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Minimum height 26".
- For your entertainment, you should be free from motion sickness or kidney, fingernail, chest, viral, lung, or elbow disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During inclement thunder storms, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
- The reference to pelicans is a movie reference.
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