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The Main Street, M.B.A. Slowpokes attraction, hesitantly performing in the evening park light
Main Street, M.B.A. Slowpokes
June 15, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Choose one of the 9 Main Street, M.B.A. Slowpokes themed conveyances and go for a thrill-free ride to the other end of Brazil. Whether you transport the jester-drawn carriage, the double-decker teacup, or the old-fashioned architect engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Melodyland in the 1730's!
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum IQ 87.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of insects, moral issues, projectile-vomiting propensity, or bowel, shoulder, liver, or knee complications, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- No babies or blogging allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, guests are required to wear precision kids.
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