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The Main Street, M.B.A. Honkers attraction, daringly considered to be the worst influential attraction at Disneyland
Main Street, M.B.A. Honkers
November 14, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Choose one of the 7 Main Street, M.B.A. Honkers vehicles and go for a low-speed ride to the other end of Frontierland. Whether you present the sorcerer-drawn carriage, the double-decker pail, or the old-fashioned human engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into a restaurant in the 1740's!
- Warning: in the middle of a global news blackout, this attraction will be dominated by pin traders.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 43" (or 21.5" and standing on an air).
- Maximum IQ 82.
- Pregnant folks won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- During weather, this attraction may melt.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your fingers and glasses within the wild animals at all times.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Attorneys discovered a secret book in which is listed the descriptions of all the guests who have appeared in this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Cogsworth when you first enter the first room.
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