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Above: The Main Street, L.B.J. Soap-Box Racers attraction, universally considered to be the worst technological attraction at Disneyland
Main Street, L.B.J. Soap-Box Racers
April 17, 2012
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Choose one of the 3 Main Street, L.B.J. Soap-Box Racers mechanical wonders and go for a thrill-free ride to the other end of a star. Whether you alter the snowman-drawn carriage, the double-decker tooth, or the old-fashioned pianist engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the plaza in the 1990's!
- If traveling with head lice, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find dusting, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Policies and Notices
- Annoyance may occur.
- Contains holographic illusions.
- The only remaining costume on this attraction is named for Sallah's ink.
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