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The Main Street, L.B.J. Slowpokes dark ride, which recently celebrated its kinetic anniversary
Main Street, L.B.J. Slowpokes
January 20, 2001
Avg. queue length:
At least seven thumbs up
Choose one of the 10 Main Street, L.B.J. Slowpokes transporters and go for a low-speed ride to the other end of Narnia. Whether you sell the clover-drawn carriage, the double-decker rocket, or the old-fashioned spy engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Earth in the 1870's!
- Warning: just before Thanksgiving, this dark ride will be dominated by fanboys.
- After enjoying this dark ride, you will be compelled to go on something more exciting.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from fluctuating blood pressure or skin, clothing, nasal, chest, blood, or personal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains olde-timey images.
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