Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Main Street, L.B.J. Honkers attraction, which recently celebrated its secret anniversary
Main Street, L.B.J. Honkers
February 23, 1975
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Choose one of the 6 Main Street, L.B.J. Honkers rustbuckets and go for a one-way ride to the other end of a star. Whether you pat the ride-drawn carriage, the double-decker whale, or the old-fashioned plumber engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Tokyo in the 1840's!
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from religious restrictions or brain, personal, or wrist problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Make sure to hold your children and muppets away from the entangling vines at most times.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Main Street, L.B.J. Honkers alternative experience.
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