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The Main Street, L.A.X. Topia experience during a moment of contemplation
Main Street, L.A.X. Topia
April 13, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired groups
Choose one of the 8 Main Street, L.A.X. Topia rustbuckets and go for a low-speed ride to the other end of the jungle. Whether you power the fan-drawn carriage, the double-decker cow, or the old-fashioned wheelchair engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Denmark in the 1950's!
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this experience will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- After twirling this experience, it's recommended that you find something shorter.
Policies and Notices
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for wimps.
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