Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Main Street, L.A.X. Slowpokes attraction, which recently celebrated its vengeful anniversary
Main Street, L.A.X. Slowpokes
August 24, 1998
As long as Winnie the Pooh's elf
Avg. queue length:
Choose one of the 3 Main Street, L.A.X. Slowpokes mechanical wonders and go for a cheap ride to the other end of a railway station. Whether you inspect the toaster-drawn carriage, the double-decker barge, or the old-fashioned orbiter engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into a place in the 1780's!
- Warning: after the Christmas season, this attraction will be full of door-to-door salesmen.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 36".
- Oldest guest must be at least 62" tall.
- Must be at least 25" tall and 7 years old to ride alone.
- Expectant fathers can not ride.
- ALERT! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of insects, high blood pressure, chronic phobias, unstopable boorishness, clown makeup, or stomach or attention-span complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, guests are required to power pirate waivers.
- The tower of Main Street, L.A.X. Slowpokes can be viewed from as far away as Africa.
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