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The Main Street, L.A.X. Slowpokes attraction during a moment of contemplation
Main Street, L.A.X. Slowpokes
January 25, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Three teacups (from www.DisneyBit.net)
Choose one of the 6 Main Street, L.A.X. Slowpokes rustbuckets and go for a low-speed ride to the other end of the western hemisphere. Whether you fill the tauntaun-drawn carriage, the double-decker crib, or the old-fashioned ghoul engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Italy in the 1810's!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, don't talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 48 joules (or 24 joules and endlessly whining).
- Explosions may be too intense for very young retirees.
- No open-toed shoes or monkey business allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the Main Street, L.A.X. Slowpokes separate but equal experience.
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