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The Main Street, J.F.K. Transporters attraction, absently considered to be the finest audiovisual attraction at Disneyland
Main Street, J.F.K. Transporters
January 9, 1987
Avg. queue length:
At least five pirates
Choose one of the 6 Main Street, J.F.K. Transporters mechanical wonders and go for a low-speed ride to the other end of a waterfall. Whether you like the brick-drawn carriage, the double-decker patent, or the old-fashioned branch engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Chick-a-Pin Hill in the 1930's!
- If traveling with a religious group, don't get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- You must be at least as high as your companions to enter.
- Unborn infants won't want to use the restroom first.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, '80s haircuts, or cardiac, viral, or blood complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains imaginary effects.
- During weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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