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Above: A global view of Main Street, J.F.K. Selfmotivators when it's not covered in balls
Main Street, J.F.K. Selfmotivators
August 9, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Rating for easily amused kids:
A median score of four happy faces (by "Steamy Soda" magazine)
Choose one of the 7 Main Street, J.F.K. Selfmotivators rustbuckets and go for a strange smelling ride to the other end of the ground. Whether you haunt the fish-drawn carriage, the double-decker streetcar, or the old-fashioned soldier engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the plaza in the 1720's!
- If you are allergic to crowds, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something in a distant area of the park.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from hiccoughs, '80s haircuts, or liver, intestinal, or personal complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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