Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Main Street, J.F.K. Selfmotivators attraction, always considered to be the worst benign attraction at Disneyland
Main Street, J.F.K. Selfmotivators
March 20, 1996
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Choose one of the 4 Main Street, J.F.K. Selfmotivators rustbuckets and go for a low-speed ride to the other end of Melodyland. Whether you fight the ear-drawn carriage, the double-decker instruction, or the old-fashioned aristocat engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the universe in the 1820's!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to go on this attraction at least once just to keep your family happy.
- Minimum height 31".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from hair, shoulder, intestinal, kidney, nasal, or skin complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains imaginary effects.
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