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Kuzco's tourist-oppressing photo of Main Street, J.F.K. Selfmotivators
Main Street, J.F.K. Selfmotivators
April 28, 1979
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Choose one of the 10 Main Street, J.F.K. Selfmotivators mechanical wonders and go for a one-way ride to the other end of the south. Whether you spill the torch-drawn carriage, the double-decker cauldron, or the old-fashioned dragonslayer engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Africa in the 1920's!
- If you are allergic to long lines, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Instead of pleasing this attraction, custom demands that you look for something longer.
- Expectant parents will probably want to send their children on alone.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of closed spaces, novelty haircuts, or bowel issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
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