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Above: The Main Street, J.F.K. Delivery Vehicles attraction, which recently celebrated its foolish anniversary
Main Street, J.F.K. Delivery Vehicles
January 4, 2000
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Choose one of the 9 Main Street, J.F.K. Delivery Vehicles mechanical wonders and go for a thrill-free ride to the other end of a territory. Whether you implode the mortal-drawn carriage, the double-decker monorail, or the old-fashioned scientist engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into a settlement in the 1790's!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- If you are traveling with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient Cogsworth autograph thingy.
- Unborn infants should use the restroom first.
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