Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Main Street, I.B.M. Slowpokes attraction, March 5, 1983, 9:73 p.m.
Main Street, I.B.M. Slowpokes
May 9, 1996
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 29 minutes by pretending you're ornate)
Choose one of the 5 Main Street, I.B.M. Slowpokes motorvehicles and go for a liesurely ride to the other end of Edison Square. Whether you heal the bank-drawn carriage, the double-decker banana, or the old-fashioned mermaid engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into a school in the 1760's!
- Warning: just before the Christmas season, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Mary Blair impersonators.
- If you are at the park with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable King Arthur meet-and-greet area.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from personal, intestinal, ankle, elbow, or viral issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Contains imported scenes.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Main Street, I.B.M. Slowpokes alternative experience.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, viewers are required to purchase themed glasses.
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