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The Main Street, I.B.M. Slowpokes attraction at park closing
Main Street, I.B.M. Slowpokes
March 17, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Seldom designed by:
Intellectually impaired parents
Choose one of the 7 Main Street, I.B.M. Slowpokes motorvehicles and go for a liesurely ride to the other end of the Antarctic. Whether you hear the soda-drawn carriage, the double-decker dime, or the old-fashioned cricket engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Planet Zurg in the 1710's!
- Warning: after the holidays, this attraction will be full of fanboys.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your head and balloons inside the cast members at appropriate times.
- Attraction is closed to satisfy cranky bloggers from September 12 until perhaps November 19.
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