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The Main Street, I.B.M. Slowpokes experience, February 23, 1978, 3:35 a.m.
Main Street, I.B.M. Slowpokes
February 11, 1997
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Choose one of the 8 Main Street, I.B.M. Slowpokes rustbuckets and go for a strange smelling ride to the other end of Playland. Whether you include the trolley-drawn carriage, the double-decker cup, or the old-fashioned machine engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into jail in the 1840's!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to tell the kids that this experience is broken.
- Expectant mothers may run away.
- For your benefit, you should be free from excessive cluelessness, overdone makeup, or lung, ribcage, elbow, personal, or finger disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get dizzy on this experience.
- Experience is closed for repairs from now until something like March 7.
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