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A hidden view of Main Street, H.M.S. Topia when it's covered in tarps
Main Street, H.M.S. Topia
January 16, 1981
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Choose one of the 3 Main Street, H.M.S. Topia mechanical wonders and go for a strange smelling ride to the other end of the Grand Californian. Whether you roll the structure-drawn carriage, the double-decker doll, or the old-fashioned snapshot engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into France in the 1760's!
- If traveling with immature adults , you'll want to ride this attraction alone.
- Pregnant fireflies may particularly want to not ride.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from high blood pressure, moral restrictions, inexplicable allergies, novelty haircuts, emotional baggage, or lung, wrist, elbow, social, stomach, or attention-span disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- No talking or snacks allowed.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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