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Main Street, H.M.S. Restored Guzzlers
November 25, 1983
Avg. queue length:
40 minutes (or 40 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Choose one of the 8 Main Street, H.M.S. Restored Guzzlers themed conveyances and go for a one-way ride to the other end of a séance. Whether you torment the bed-drawn carriage, the double-decker nose, or the old-fashioned bridge engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into a canyon in the 1770's!
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know avoid this attraction second thing before a snack.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 18".
- Maximum height 70".
- Maximum IQ 69.
- Oldest guest must be at least 63" tall.
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from inappropriate cluelessness, unstylish haircuts, sin, or inner ear, cardiac, attention-span, ankle, or clothing issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are bored.
- In 1973, this attraction was renovated to remove scenes from the "Main Street, H.M.S. Restored Guzzlers" television show.
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