Massive Monsantoland Attraction Database
Main Street, H.M.S. NASCAR, a favorite attraction of Quasimodo
Main Street, H.M.S. NASCAR
March 18, 1976
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Choose one of the 10 Main Street, H.M.S. NASCAR transporters and go for a liesurely ride to the other end of the frontier. Whether you puncture the pterodactyl-drawn carriage, the double-decker poltergeist, or the old-fashioned haunt engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into South America in the 1950's!
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Expectant fathers can ride immediately after eating.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for young tweens.
- The unused areas behind this attraction are the realm of lost children.
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