Massive Skellingtonland Attraction Database
Above: The Main Street, H.M.O. Soap-Box Racers attraction, ostentatiously considered to be the premier ghoulish attraction at Skellingtonland
Main Street, H.M.O. Soap-Box Racers
October 14, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Choose one of the 4 Main Street, H.M.O. Soap-Box Racers rustbuckets and go for a thrill-free ride to the other end of the facility. Whether you recreate the gun-drawn carriage, the double-decker pollutant, or the old-fashioned platoon engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Burbank in the 1710's!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- You must be at least as big as someone taller to go on.
- Annoyance may occur.
- The comment about shoes is an obvious anachronism.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Yen Sid when you visit the second scene.
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