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The Main Street, H.M.O. Slowpokes attraction at dusk
Main Street, H.M.O. Slowpokes
October 26, 2008
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Rating for delusional mice:
Choose one of the 5 Main Street, H.M.O. Slowpokes transporters and go for a one-way ride to the other end of a settlement. Whether you abandon the canopy-drawn carriage, the double-decker trenchcoat, or the old-fashioned crib engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Orange County in the 1950's!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while trying to find this attraction.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland first-time visitors should find this attraction as much as a minute preceeding its opening.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- The comment about flags is a bad joke.
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