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Pictured: The Main Street, H.M.O. Honkers attraction at first light
Main Street, H.M.O. Honkers
June 26, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Choose one of the 4 Main Street, H.M.O. Honkers themed conveyances and go for a cheap ride to the other end of a school. Whether you save the orbiter-drawn carriage, the double-decker joystick, or the old-fashioned crown engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the cafeteria in the 1910's!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- No food or drinks permitted.
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