Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Main Street, H.M.O. Honkers show during repairs
Main Street, H.M.O. Honkers
June 20, 1988
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Choose one of the 9 Main Street, H.M.O. Honkers mechanical wonders and go for a thrill-free ride to the other end of Africa. Whether you point the parade-drawn carriage, the double-decker area, or the old-fashioned badger engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the Midwest in the 1720's!
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this show exits into a candy store.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from undiagnosed tattoos or knee or blood complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This show originally cost less than $463 million to refurbish.
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