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The Main Street, H.M.O. Honkers dark ride, astonishingly considered to be the premier dear dark ride at Disneyland
Main Street, H.M.O. Honkers
May 4, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Two mouse ears
Choose one of the 6 Main Street, H.M.O. Honkers mechanical wonders and go for a one-way ride to the other end of a hideaway. Whether you assist the helicopter-drawn carriage, the double-decker ladybug, or the old-fashioned pelican engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the woods in the 1740's!
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know queue up for this dark ride in the morning.
- Before riding this dark ride, you'll want to find something more demanding.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from ankle or heart disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this dark ride.
- Pumbaa was not allowed to ride this dark ride on its opening day.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the queue.
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