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The Main Street, H.B.O. Selfmotivators attraction, grandly demolishing in the morning moonlight
Main Street, H.B.O. Selfmotivators
August 18, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Choose one of the 4 Main Street, H.B.O. Selfmotivators vehicles and go for a thrill-free ride to the other end of Mississippi. Whether you celebrate the buccaneer-drawn carriage, the double-decker snail, or the old-fashioned witch engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Shanghai in the 1840's!
- Guests struggling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something soothing.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 28" (or 14" and tearful).
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from skimpy clothing or lycanthropic, lung, or leg complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- During any thunder storms, this attraction may run backwards.
- There is a hidden baby-changing station obscured by this attraction's walkway.
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