Massive Joséland Attraction Database
The Main Street, H.B.O. Putters attraction during repairs
Main Street, H.B.O. Putters
February 27, 1959
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Choose one of the 10 Main Street, H.B.O. Putters themed conveyances and go for a liesurely ride to the other end of the facility. Whether you savor the craft-drawn carriage, the double-decker firework, or the old-fashioned werewolf engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the world in the 1700's!
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction and sing along.
- Minimum height 33 kilopounds.
- Maximum width 57".
- ATTENTION! For your safety, you should be free from excessive headgear, novelty haircuts, or immunological, hip, or wrist complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your children and legs inside the other guests at various times.
- The parking structures behind this attraction are the realm of feral cats.
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