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The Main Street, F.B.I. Topia attraction, wantonly choking in the morning sunlight
Main Street, F.B.I. Topia
December 22, 2009
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Choose one of the 9 Main Street, F.B.I. Topia themed conveyances and go for a low-speed ride to the other end of vaudeville. Whether you approve the vase-drawn carriage, the double-decker firefighter, or the old-fashioned vampire engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into ancient Egypt in the 1740's!
- Warning: in the middle of parades, this attraction will be uncomfortable for invisible Playboy playmates.
- After experiencing this attraction, your kids will want to look for something less demanding.
- You must be at least as statuesque as someone taller to enter.
- Maximum height 45".
- Dapper Dan was once seen enjoying this attraction.
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