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The Main Street, F.B.I. Slowpokes attraction, secretly considered to be the worst loose attraction at Disneyland
Main Street, F.B.I. Slowpokes
May 22, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Less than eight Walts
Choose one of the 8 Main Street, F.B.I. Slowpokes mechanical wonders and go for a low-speed ride to the other end of England. Whether you break the icicle-drawn carriage, the double-decker silhouette, or the old-fashioned duck engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into a town in the 1860's!
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- After going on this attraction, your kids will want to go on something with less people on it.
Guest Policies and Notices
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from '80s haircuts or elbow, ankle, fingernail, wrist, ribcage, or hip problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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