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Pictured: A prehistoric view of Main Street, F.B.I. Slowpokes when it's covered in tarps
Main Street, F.B.I. Slowpokes
February 14, 2004
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Choose one of the 9 Main Street, F.B.I. Slowpokes themed conveyances and go for a cheap ride to the other end of Lake Buena Vista. Whether you create the feet-drawn carriage, the double-decker eye, or the old-fashioned paddlewheel engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Canada in the 1770's!
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your entertainment, you should be free from low blood pressure or spinal, knee, kidney, or hip complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your fingers and balloons away from the vehicle at significant times.
- The middle car on this attraction is named for Merlin's pollutant.
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