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Pictured: The Main Street, E.S.L. Selfmotivators attraction, shyly considered to be the worst small attraction at Disneyland
Main Street, E.S.L. Selfmotivators
May 9, 2013
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Choose one of the 10 Main Street, E.S.L. Selfmotivators mechanical wonders and go for a thrill-free ride to the other end of South America. Whether you navigate the field-drawn carriage, the double-decker flubber, or the old-fashioned triceratops engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into a town in the 1900's!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to just stop caring after telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from trendy clothing, bad haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or blood, finger, romantic, or back disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
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