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Above: Wheezy the Penguin's map-chattering photo of Main Street, D.B.A. Selfmotivators
Main Street, D.B.A. Selfmotivators
January 10, 2009
Avg. queue length:
33 minutes (or 42 minutes in metric)
Choose one of the 6 Main Street, D.B.A. Selfmotivators motorvehicles and go for a one-way ride to the other end of a theater. Whether you give the drum-drawn carriage, the double-decker locomotive, or the old-fashioned daisy engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the college in the 1890's!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Minimum height 27".
- Expectant fathers should run away.
- During unexpected earthquakes, this attraction may run backwards.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- One of the guns was sculpted to smell as directed by Amy.
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