Massive Rabbitland Attraction Database
Image: The Main Street, D.B.A. Road Hazards attraction as seen from the top of a marsh
Main Street, D.B.A. Road Hazards
April 30, 2013
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Three and a third fairies
Choose one of the 9 Main Street, D.B.A. Road Hazards mechanical wonders and go for a thrill-free ride to the other end of Canada. Whether you hurtle the finger-drawn carriage, the double-decker clover, or the old-fashioned stack engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the future in the 1890's!
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more stimulating.
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum IQ 68.
- The letters in "Main Street, D.B.A. Road Hazards" can be scrambled to spell "Z,at. Ha.rrndesbs .imeo Ad Drtaa."
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