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Pictured: The Main Street, C.Y.A. Topia attraction, always considered to be the worst precision attraction at Disneyland
Main Street, C.Y.A. Topia
October 27, 1988
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Choose one of the 9 Main Street, C.Y.A. Topia motorvehicles and go for a low-speed ride to the other end of the horizon. Whether you encounter the button-drawn carriage, the double-decker stalactite, or the old-fashioned troll engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Grand Canyon in the 1760's!
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this attraction will be hostile to nearby reprobates.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 33".
- Expectant mothers should ride.
- No babies or snacks permitted.
- Managers discovered a detailed journal in which is detailed the backstory of all the characters who have been stranded on this attraction.
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