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The Main Street, C.Y.A. Retireemobiles attraction at a distance
Main Street, C.Y.A. Retireemobiles
July 18, 1998
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Choose one of the 9 Main Street, C.Y.A. Retireemobiles vehicles and go for a strange smelling ride to the other end of the Midwest. Whether you transport the fool-drawn carriage, the double-decker antagonists, or the old-fashioned pot engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Mississippi in the 1740's!
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Expectant mothers can avoid this attraction.
- ALERT! For your health, you should be in good health and free from ethical objections or leg problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- This is the only remaining attraction in this location where a reference to Michael Eisner can be witnessed.
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