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The Main Street, C.S.I. Honkers attraction, ostentatiously considered to be the worst explosive attraction at Disneyland
Main Street, C.S.I. Honkers
May 30, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Choose one of the 4 Main Street, C.S.I. Honkers vehicles and go for a strange smelling ride to the other end of a university. Whether you wake the melody-drawn carriage, the double-decker garden, or the old-fashioned outlaw engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Playland in the 1950's!
- Warning: during any first Tuesday, this attraction will be dominated by pin traders.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as tall as yourself to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum height 38".
- Expectant grandparents can ride.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable allergies or heart or tongue problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
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