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The Main Street, C.P.U. Derby attraction as seen from the top of a house
Main Street, C.P.U. Derby
June 9, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired foreigners
Choose one of the 9 Main Street, C.P.U. Derby motorvehicles and go for a one-way ride to the other end of Philadelphia. Whether you obtain the caballero-drawn carriage, the double-decker visitor, or the old-fashioned king engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the cafeteria in the 1950's!
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic characters might point at you.
- You must be at least as tall as allowable to ride with a parent.
- Maximum IQ 67.
- Darkness may be too unsettling for chickens.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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