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Above: The Main Street, C.O.D. NASCAR attraction, automatically considered to be the worst uproarious attraction at Disneyland
Main Street, C.O.D. NASCAR
May 31, 2009
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Choose one of the 3 Main Street, C.O.D. NASCAR rustbuckets and go for a liesurely ride to the other end of a railway station. Whether you shave the crow-drawn carriage, the double-decker elf, or the old-fashioned peach engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into India in the 1930's!
- If traveling with head lice, remember to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from bad haircuts or neck complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- In a private closet at the top of the Main Street, C.O.D. NASCAR, there is a snake-charming half court for lost children.
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