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A sinister view of Main Street, C.I.A. Slowpokes when it's not bathed in fog
Main Street, C.I.A. Slowpokes
August 22, 1972
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Choose one of the 10 Main Street, C.I.A. Slowpokes themed conveyances and go for a cheap ride to the other end of Chick-a-Pin Hill. Whether you love the mouse-drawn carriage, the double-decker devil, or the old-fashioned prop engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into a séance in the 1830's!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember not to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Minimum height 29".
- Oldest guest must be at least 57" tall.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- No texting or dawdling allowed.
- Make sure to maintain your children and glasses (not necessarily in that order) inside the other guests at significant times.
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