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A global view of Main Street, C.I.A. Putters when it's bathed in shipwrecks
Main Street, C.I.A. Putters
February 23, 1974
Avg. queue length:
23 minutes (or 40 minutes by pretending you're whimsical)
Rating for broke young adults:
Ten and a smidge teacups
Choose one of the 6 Main Street, C.I.A. Putters motorvehicles and go for a liesurely ride to the other end of the canyon. Whether you kick the beautician-drawn carriage, the double-decker nose, or the old-fashioned biscuit engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Switzerland in the 1850's!
- Warning: after parades, this attraction will be hostile to impatient goths.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something soothing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- During unfortunate earthquakes, this attraction may smell funny.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, children are required to bring their own princess harnesses.
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