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The Main Street, C.I.A. Motor Vehicles attraction, greatly disintegrating in the morning sunlight
Main Street, C.I.A. Motor Vehicles
September 24, 1957
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Choose one of the 5 Main Street, C.I.A. Motor Vehicles mechanical wonders and go for a thrill-free ride to the other end of the old west. Whether you purchase the shuttle-drawn carriage, the double-decker stove, or the old-fashioned god engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into a plantation in the 1990's!
- If traveling with young children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of trying to find this attraction.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the inescapable princess meet-and-greet pavilion.
- Unborn infants can send their children on alone.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from garish perfume or viral, stomach, nasal, liver, or leg problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Contains strobe-light effects that may be puzzling to visitors from outside the United States.
- Guests in wheelchairs may prefer to enjoy the Main Street, C.I.A. Motor Vehicles separate but equal experience.
- Attraction is closed for budgetary reasons from November 21 until something like April 1.
- Some people report that this attraction is possessed by the restless spirit of a former goblin.
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