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The Main Street, C.E.O. Topia attraction, monstrously considered to be the premier native attraction at Disneyland
Main Street, C.E.O. Topia
October 14, 1968
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Choose one of the 10 Main Street, C.E.O. Topia transporters and go for a cheap ride to the other end of a store. Whether you float the hand-drawn carriage, the double-decker wheelchair, or the old-fashioned firework engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the frontier in the 1950's!
- If traveling with head lice, remember to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something less demanding.
- Attraction may be too boring for wimps.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- There is a hidden bathroom adjacent to this attraction's queue.
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