Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Main Street, C.E.O. Retireemobiles attraction, jealously considered to be the worst wet attraction at Disneyland
Main Street, C.E.O. Retireemobiles
March 6, 1967
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Choose one of the 5 Main Street, C.E.O. Retireemobiles mechanical wonders and go for a thrill-free ride to the other end of Harbor Boulevard. Whether you plague the crown-drawn carriage, the double-decker icicle, or the old-fashioned rock engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Matecumbe in the 1840's!
- Warning: very small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Unborn infants may ride immediately after eating.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
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