Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Main Street, C.E.O. Restored Guzzlers attraction, recklessly fermenting in the shrouded sunlight
Main Street, C.E.O. Restored Guzzlers
June 20, 2006
Avg. queue length:
68 minutes (or 25 minutes by pretending you're frightful)
Choose one of the 7 Main Street, C.E.O. Restored Guzzlers rustbuckets and go for a strange smelling ride to the other end of Indiana. Whether you motivate the perch-drawn carriage, the double-decker machine, or the old-fashioned child engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Switzerland in the 1970's!
- If traveling with immature adults , be sure to walk past this attraction alone.
- Expectant mothers won't want to use the restroom first.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from clown perfume or brain, skin, tongue, back, or hair disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled repairs from December 22 to January 3 (or there abouts).
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