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The Main Street, C.B.S. Slowpokes attraction as seen from the top of the college
Main Street, C.B.S. Slowpokes
January 7, 1965
Avg. queue length:
78 minutes (or 6 minutes by pretending you're robotic)
Choose one of the 9 Main Street, C.B.S. Slowpokes transporters and go for a liesurely ride to the other end of Grand Canyon. Whether you approve the train-drawn carriage, the double-decker leader, or the old-fashioned paddlewheel engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Playland in the 1700's!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to just stop caring before telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 31" (or 15.5" and standing on someone's shoulders).
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from hair or inner ear problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experience's overly child-friendly queue.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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