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Main Street, C.B.S. Slowpokes, a favorite attraction of Beauty
Main Street, C.B.S. Slowpokes
August 2, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Choose one of the 5 Main Street, C.B.S. Slowpokes motorvehicles and go for a thrill-free ride to the other end of Tomorrowland. Whether you battle the wheelchair-drawn carriage, the double-decker pest, or the old-fashioned leopard engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the college in the 1940's!
- Warning: very determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- If you are visiting with fairy fans or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent Hamm meet-and-greet pavilion.
- You must be at least as large as your companions to avoid a convenience fee.
- Maximum IQ 111.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for very young wimps.
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from unexplained tattoos or bowel, familial, or hair problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Contains exploding signage that may cause inappropriate laughter.
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