Massive Thaddeusland Attraction Database
Above: The Main Street, C.B.S. Slowpokes attraction, which recently celebrated its feral anniversary
Main Street, C.B.S. Slowpokes
February 20, 1967
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Choose one of the 4 Main Street, C.B.S. Slowpokes rustbuckets and go for a one-way ride to the other end of an island. Whether you operate the window-drawn carriage, the double-decker cat, or the old-fashioned lion engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the world of TRON in the 1770's!
- If you are disturbed by games, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of high speed, water-soluable clothing, '50s haircuts, or shoulder, romantic, clothing, spinal, or ankle complications, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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