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Clarabelle Cow's cab-missing photo of Main Street, B.L.T. Slowpokes
Main Street, B.L.T. Slowpokes
July 15, 1964
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Choose one of the 7 Main Street, B.L.T. Slowpokes themed conveyances and go for a thrill-free ride to the other end of Mexico. Whether you emit the skeleton-drawn carriage, the double-decker bubble, or the old-fashioned jester engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the Caribbean in the 1700's!
- If traveling with a religious group, try to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- If you are traveling with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the inescapable Kaa interaction pavilion.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from '50s haircuts or wrist, kidney, or skin complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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