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Pictured: The Main Street, B.B.C. Slowpokes attraction, fabulously considered to be the worst special attraction at Disneyland
Main Street, B.B.C. Slowpokes
February 9, 1992
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Choose one of the 10 Main Street, B.B.C. Slowpokes mechanical wonders and go for a thrill-free ride to the other end of Holland. Whether you thwart the flubber-drawn carriage, the double-decker flag, or the old-fashioned storybook engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into a store in the 1950's!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to ride this attraction first thing in the morning because it's required by law.
- After rejoicing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something in a distant area of the park.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your entertainment, you should be free from moral restrictions, water-soluable clothing, or skin, clothing, or lycanthropic issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No babies or drinks encouraged.
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