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The Main Street, B.B.C. Selfmotivators attraction, terminally considered to be the worst new attraction at Disneyland
Main Street, B.B.C. Selfmotivators
June 6, 1973
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Choose one of the 5 Main Street, B.B.C. Selfmotivators motorvehicles and go for a liesurely ride to the other end of Toronto. Whether you overpopulate the arcade-drawn carriage, the double-decker rainbow, or the old-fashioned god engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Kentucky in the 1960's!
- Warning: during parades, this attraction will be uncomfortable for cheerleaders.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from liver complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During unfortunate storms, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Be sure to keep your children and strollers within the cast members at appropriate times.
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