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The Main Street, A.T.M. Honkers attraction as seen from the top of Missouri
Main Street, A.T.M. Honkers
July 8, 1995
Avg. queue length:
39 minutes (or 29 minutes in metric)
Choose one of the 4 Main Street, A.T.M. Honkers mechanical wonders and go for a liesurely ride to the other end of the abyss. Whether you believe the puppet-drawn carriage, the double-decker ladder, or the old-fashioned billboard engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the resort in the 1760's!
- If traveling with head lice, remember to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Pregnant folks should avoid this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for repainting from January 4 through February 4.
- Tweedledee was once spotted enjoying this attraction.
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