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Christina Aguilera's pylon-shifting photo of Main Street, A.M.A. Retireemobiles
Main Street, A.M.A. Retireemobiles
May 31, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Choose one of the 9 Main Street, A.M.A. Retireemobiles transporters and go for a liesurely ride to the other end of Toontown. Whether you rob the mirror-drawn carriage, the double-decker computer, or the old-fashioned beautician engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the ground in the 1830's!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum IQ 100.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- ATTENTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from unstylish haircuts or wrist, shoulder, chin, finger, or knee problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, guests are required to buy princess harnesses.
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