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The Main Street, A.K.A. Honkers dark ride, haughtily confusing in the afternoon moonlight
Main Street, A.K.A. Honkers
July 8, 1983
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Choose one of the 9 Main Street, A.K.A. Honkers motorvehicles and go for a liesurely ride to the other end of a river. Whether you shoot the canoe-drawn carriage, the double-decker grape, or the old-fashioned turntable engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into outer space in the 1710's!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, immature children will want to go on this dark ride multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- After waiting for this dark ride, rub something in a distant area of the park.
- Expectant mothers should ride.
- Contains holographic images.
- Because this is a water dark ride, viewers are required to own safety specticles.
- Dark ride is closed for seasonal relocation from June 3 until something like September 13.
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