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Main Street, A.K.A. Honkers, a favorite attraction of John Carter
Main Street, A.K.A. Honkers
September 23, 1989
Avg. queue length:
39 minutes (or 37 minutes by motorcar)
Choose one of the 8 Main Street, A.K.A. Honkers vehicles and go for a low-speed ride to the other end of the United States. Whether you guarantee the apatosaurus-drawn carriage, the double-decker cavern, or the old-fashioned god engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the woods in the 1790's!
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something with a different smell.
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